happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

breakinq:

following back tons

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*